D W Ó Boyle 2025-05-18 ~ 4:01

004 - The Jobber

Colt Browning and Flecktarn

Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 31
Hometown: Lockner City, Mars
Sponsor: World History Intergalactic Toys
       and Miniatures
First Season: 329
Grand Victories: 0
Current Division: Ranged
Current Mech: Flecktarn

D W Ó Boyle 2025-05-04 ~ 12:00

003 - The Hotshot

Richardson Gold and Stinger

Pronouns: He/Him

D W Ó Boyle 2025-04-20 ~ 12:00

002 - The Washed Up

Hemlock Creed and the Last Call

Pronouns: She/Her
Age: 44
Hometown: Olde Town, New Issaquah Collective
Sponsor: The Benefactor
First Season: 311
Grand Victories: 5
Current Division: Melee
Current Mech: The Last Call

D W Ó Boyle 2025-04-06 ~ 12:00

001 - New Fans Are Made

In a large circular room stands a man. 

Spotlights ring the ceiling making him appear shadowless. Below them the floor is etched with the logo for Ultimate Mecha Battling Circuit. A camera drone circles around from behind him, highlighting his large frame. He wears a finely tailored charcoal business suit with filigree patterned trim, a big stylized “H” on the back of the jacket. His toothy smile and bright, intense eyes shine brilliantly under the lights. His slicked-back, bleach-white hair contrasts sharply with the reddish-orange of his tanned skin. 

The camera drone flies around to the front and points towards him. On that cue, he begins to speak. 

“Welcome one and all to our live preseason explainer! I am Vice Howard, Executive Chairman of Ultra Mecha Battling Circuit!